WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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