and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Randomize
