If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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