Where is the hickey?
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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