I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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