And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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