He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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