drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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