this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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