i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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