Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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