She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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