i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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