ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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