Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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