do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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