i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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