big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I'm bleeding and have questions
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Randomize
