Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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