Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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