Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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