Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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