If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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