i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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