you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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