In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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