When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
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