so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
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