scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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