she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
operation harelip BJ is a go
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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