Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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