oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
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