i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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