Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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