is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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