We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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