shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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