She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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