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lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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