There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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