Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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