if you like me you must not know who I am
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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