You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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