Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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