I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
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