so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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