I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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