we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
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