Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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