I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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